Firstly, an email entitled 'How to start a fight'...

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........



Secondly, this pic produced a proper, genuine belly laugh from my lips.

I hope these have raised a smile for you too.